FRINGE ACTS CALLED IN FOR QUESTIONING. Threshold Festival 8th-10th March
Yes my good people, the Threshold Festival was back once again like a Renegade Master (minus the ill behavior) and was parading itself in full effect like a new brides hairdo. But what is a beautiful new hairdo without its fringe to compliment the full look because this year you all got spoilt rotten . Pan AM, Baby Blue, Maritime Museum , Siren@54st.james st and the Lomax played host to an army of performers so eager to perpatrate we had to put out an A.P.B.
I had to haul a few in for questioning and luckily for you they’ve all been released without charge.Now I’m no Columbo but I still managed to make them sing like a Canary when the heat was on and they were more than willing to slip a few secrets out.
SHEBEAT www.Shebeat.co.uk ( Maritime Museum Sat 9th 12.30. and 3.30pm)
EUPHONY3 facebook.com/Euphony3 ( PanAm Sun 10th 2.40pm)
The Kipple www.facebook.com/TheKipple (The Lomax Sun 10th 7pm)
ALEXANDRA JAYNE www.facebook.com/alexandrajaynemusic( Maritime Museum Sun10th 1.30pm)
DOMINIC DUNN https://soundcloud.com/#dominic-dunn( Vinea Sun 10th 12pm)
1.Punchline of your favorite joke?
SHEBEAT – because 7 8 9
EUPHONY3 – A flat minor
THE KIPPLE – So he gave her one
ALEXANDRA – Mascarpone (mask-a-pony) !!! (cheesy I know!!)
DOMINIC – Your Nan
2.Have you ever swore in front of your parents?
SHEBEAT – I am very sweary, can’t remember the first time… I do try not to in front of Ma & Pa but they’re ok about it and hopefully not too disappointed
EUPHONY3 – Yes and I got told off for it! I was probably about 14
THE KIPPLE- Unfortunately yes i have …. and occasionaly at them which is shockingly grim as me mum is and me dad was totally boss
ALEXANDRA – I swore in front of my mum when i was around about seven years old and she genuinely attempted to wash my mouth out with soap – for anyone who thinks that’s an urban myth then think again!! I haven’t messed with my mum since!
DOMINIC – I have but I don’t make a habit of it :) My mum said I used to fall asleep putting two fingers up to everyone when I was a couple of months old!
3.Favorite Birthday present?
SHEBEAT – Day trip to Dublin for my 19th.Can’t remember much you understand.
EUPHONY3 – Definitely my keyboard! But Michael MacIntyre tickets close second
THE KIPPLE – My VW camper Van that i never did up or got running, but i loved it:o)
ALEXANDRA – I love live music, and last year a few of my mates bought me some gig tickets – but they all happened to fall one day after the next, so I saw Mumford and Sons one night, The Black Keys the next and Florence and the Machine the day after … and the day after that I had a piece of coursework in!! So a lot of pressure to get my work done but definitely worth it!
DOMINIC – A 12 string guitar
4 What would you be a Gold Medalist in ?
SHEBEAT – Hotpants haha
EUPHONY3 –Solo synchronised swimming
THE KIPPLE –I’d be an ace third choice goalie for dutch ladies hockey team
ALEXANDRA – I realise this makes me sound about 90 years old but I reckon i’d have a fair shot at winning gold in Olympic crib.
DOMINIC –Quoting anchorman